The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0053 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on volt

#0053AAPL

#0061AAPL

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0152 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter

#0152AAPL

#0343AAPL

#0504AAPL

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0748 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky

#0748AAPL

#0893AAPL

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1135 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on plasma violet

#1135NVDA

INTERN

Rarity45.97

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1179 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky

#1179NVDA

INTERN

Rarity45.57

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #1181 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#1181NVDA

#1213NVDA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1303 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle

#1303NVDA

#1469NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1828 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt

#1828NVDA

#2170NVDA

#2187NVDA

#2271TSLA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2317 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine

#2317TSLA

INTERN

Rarity50.75

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #2506 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, on rose

#2506TSLA

#2597TSLA

#2740TSLA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2987 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle

#2987TSLA

#2990TSLA

#3043TSLA

#3093TSLA

#3145TSLA

End of the list — all 26 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.