The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0014 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0014AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.9
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0219 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0219AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.35
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0402 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0402AAPL
INTERN
Rarity70.35
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0406 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0406AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.42
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0417 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0417AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.61
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0440 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0440AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.17
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0489 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0489AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.87
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0583 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0583AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.02
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0589 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0589AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.52
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0646 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0646AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.43
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0672 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0672AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.91
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0877 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0877AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.31
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0879 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0879AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.6
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1126 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1126NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.26
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1382 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1382NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.04
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1552 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1552NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.17
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1646 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1646NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2330 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2330TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.47
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2512 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2512TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3028 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3028TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.94
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3056 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#3056TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.57
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3254 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3254TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.99
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3298 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#3298TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.57
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 23 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.