The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0152 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0152AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.58
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0182 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0182AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.02
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0365 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0365AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.25
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0452 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0452AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.49
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0738 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0738AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.72
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0878 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0878AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.97
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1040 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1040AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.91
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1127 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1127NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.72
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1130 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1130NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.91
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1202 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1202NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.43
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1207 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1207NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.75
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1273 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1273NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.82
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1342 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1342NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.21
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1491 — a cream cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1491NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.43
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1556 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1556NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.75
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1706 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1706NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.77
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1756 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1756NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.1
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1815 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1815NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.03
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1829 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1829NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.72
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2101 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2101NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.46
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2185 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2185NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.77
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2215 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2215NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.67
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2500 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2500TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2532 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2532TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.04
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2595 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2595TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2619 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2619TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.45
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2723 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2723TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.82
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2772 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2772TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.4
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2792 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2792TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3047 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#3047TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3264 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3264TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.8
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 31 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.