The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0182 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0182AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.02
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0256 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0256AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0335 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0335AAPL
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Rarity42.39
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0360 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0360AAPL
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Rarity44.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0368 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0368AAPL
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Rarity54.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0383 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0383AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.06
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0452 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0452AAPL
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Rarity45.49
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0481 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0481AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.14
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0581 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0581AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0818 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0818AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0873 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0873AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.41
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1010 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1010AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1040 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1040AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.91
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1151 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1151NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.18
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1207 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1207NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.75
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1233 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1233NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.37
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1275 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1275NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.68
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1342 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1342NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.21
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1357 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1357NVDA
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Rarity55.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1543 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1543NVDA
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Rarity50.71
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1558 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1558NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.56
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1574 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1574NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.87
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1666 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1666NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.57
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1687 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1687NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.4
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1706 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1706NVDA
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Rarity50.77
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1750 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1750NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.89
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1834 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1834NVDA
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Rarity49.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1862 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1862NVDA
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Rarity49.09
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1877 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1877NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1901 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1901NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.03
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1902 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1902NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.77
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2380 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2380TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.25
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2408 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2408TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.43
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2480 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2480TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.58
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2500 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2500TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2604 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2604TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.58
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2723 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2723TSLA
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Rarity44.82
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2926 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2926TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.37
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2956 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2956TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.19
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3126 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3126TSLA
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Rarity52.24
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3327 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3327TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.31
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 41 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.