The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0061 — a white cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0061AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.03
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0160 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0160AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.28
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0178 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0178AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.38
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0225 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0225AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.77
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0530 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0530AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.87
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0534 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0534AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.28
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0699 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0699AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.86
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0711 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0711AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.8
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0737 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0737AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.55
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0811 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0811AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.05
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1080 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1080AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1255 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1255NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1823 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1823NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.61
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2130 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2130NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.28
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2286 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2286TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.77
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2415 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2415TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.65
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2513 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2513TSLA
INTERN
Rarity65.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2590 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2590TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.71
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2600 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2600TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.11
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2791 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2791TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.45
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2807 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2807TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.53
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2865 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2865TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.11
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3226 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3226TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.35
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3238 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3238TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.08
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

End of the list — all 24 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.