The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0021 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0021AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0045 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0045AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0103 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0103AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.72
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0399 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0399AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.3
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0479 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0479AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0534 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0534AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.28
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0811 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0811AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.05
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0894 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0894AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1255 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1255NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1662 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1662NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.61
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1823 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1823NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.61
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1844 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1844NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.16
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1900 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1900NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.37
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1917 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1917NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2115 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2115NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.78
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2571 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2571TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.98
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2600 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2600TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.11
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #3081 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#3081TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.09
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3123 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3123TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.64
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3134 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3134TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.56
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3226 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3226TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.35
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

End of the list — all 21 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.