The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1128 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1128NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.2
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1147 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#1147NVDA
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Rarity61.55
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1161 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1161NVDA
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Rarity50.56
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1187 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1187NVDA
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Rarity55.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1249 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1249NVDA
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Rarity51.75
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1255 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1255NVDA
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Rarity56.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1271 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1271NVDA
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Rarity46.09
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1341 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1341NVDA
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Rarity63.81
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1356 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1356NVDA
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Rarity53.9
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1390 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1390NVDA
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Rarity52.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1459 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1459NVDA
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Rarity47.07
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1487 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1487NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1508 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1508NVDA
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Rarity49.16
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1536 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1536NVDA
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Rarity54.49
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1579 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1579NVDA
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Rarity52.49
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1580 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1580NVDA
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Rarity54.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1648 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1648NVDA
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Rarity47.13
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1662 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1662NVDA
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Rarity52.61
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1678 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1678NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.67
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1695 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1695NVDA
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Rarity53.23
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1709 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1709NVDA
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Rarity50.29
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1713 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1713NVDA
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Rarity46.03
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1727 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1727NVDA
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Rarity61.87
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1758 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1758NVDA
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Rarity45.01
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1795 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1795NVDA
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Rarity40.48
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1798 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1798NVDA
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Rarity53.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1823 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1823NVDA
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Rarity58.61
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1844 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1844NVDA
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Rarity55.16
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1898 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#1898NVDA
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Rarity65.95
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1900 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1900NVDA
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Rarity44.37
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1917 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1917NVDA
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Rarity60.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1948 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1948NVDA
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Rarity53.46
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1950 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1950NVDA
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Rarity52.67
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1983 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1983NVDA
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Rarity57.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2003 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2003NVDA
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Rarity57.9
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2012 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2012NVDA
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Rarity48.6
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2024 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2024NVDA
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Rarity51.92
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2032 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2032NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.84
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2073 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2073NVDA
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Rarity43.01
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2074 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2074NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.95
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2115 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2115NVDA
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Rarity51.78
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2120 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2120NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.51
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2130 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2130NVDA
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Rarity45.28
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2154 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2154NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.94
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2160 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2160NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.43
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2196 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2196NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.91
Rarest: mint 12.2%

End of the list — all 46 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.