The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2229 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2229TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2255 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2255TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.85
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2300 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2300TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.69
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2458 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2458TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.79
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2494 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2494TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.46
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2500 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2500TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2532 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2532TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.04
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2545 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2545TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.67
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2563 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#2563TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.99
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2577 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#2577TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.96
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2586 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2586TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.08
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2595 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2595TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2619 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2619TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.45
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2679 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2679TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2723 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2723TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.82
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2772 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2772TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.4
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2792 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2792TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2861 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2861TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.55
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2862 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2862TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2882 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2882TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.65
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2965 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2965TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.19
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3015 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3015TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.81
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3018 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3018TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.59
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #3028 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3028TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.94
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3037 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#3037TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.62
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3047 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#3047TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3078 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#3078TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.92
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3108 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#3108TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.2
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3157 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#3157TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.09
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3178 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3178TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.65
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3191 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#3191TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.17
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3232 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3232TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.13
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3264 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3264TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.8
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3285 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3285TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.13
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3316 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on charcoal
#3316TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.88
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3321 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal
#3321TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.21
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 36 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.