The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0228 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0228AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.67
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0264 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0264AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.76
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0842 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0842AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.31
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0934 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0934AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.44
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1146 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1146NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1700 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1700NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.1
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1709 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1709NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.29
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1717 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1717NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.11
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1805 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1805NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1983 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1983NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2029 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#2029NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2073 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2073NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.01
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2140 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2140NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.86
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2445 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#2445TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.85
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2487 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2487TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.47
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3142 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3142TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.22
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3180 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3180TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.63
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3297 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3297TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.78
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 18 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.