The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0073 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky

#0073AAPL

INTERN

Rarity52.34

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0115 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#0115AAPL

INTERN

Rarity46.89

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0220 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#0220AAPL

INTERN

Rarity50.95

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0415 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter

#0415AAPL

INTERN

Rarity54.85

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0507 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter

#0507AAPL

INTERN

Rarity57.78

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0709 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle

#0709AAPL

INTERN

Rarity48.09

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0712 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0712AAPL

INTERN

Rarity47.15

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0766 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal

#0766AAPL

INTERN

Rarity59.89

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0795 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine

#0795AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.89

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0818 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#0818AAPL

INTERN

Rarity50

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1068 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose

#1068AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.05

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1128 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky

#1128NVDA

INTERN

Rarity52.2

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1136 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal

#1136NVDA

INTERN

Rarity58.61

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #1282 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#1282NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.99

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1313 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter

#1313NVDA

INTERN

Rarity49.02

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1555 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on hot pink

#1555NVDA

INTERN

Rarity55.86

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1625 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on sky

#1625NVDA

INTERN

Rarity49.66

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1668 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine

#1668NVDA

INTERN

Rarity50.05

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1687 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal

#1687NVDA

INTERN

Rarity57.4

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1719 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#1719NVDA

INTERN

Rarity48.18

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1801 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle

#1801NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.92

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1936 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#1936NVDA

INTERN

Rarity50.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2203 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#2203NVDA

INTERN

Rarity47.48

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2234 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink

#2234TSLA

INTERN

Rarity54.28

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2298 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet

#2298TSLA

INTERN

Rarity47.72

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2618 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine

#2618TSLA

INTERN

Rarity57.89

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3289 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint

#3289TSLA

INTERN

Rarity50.37

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 27 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.