The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0440 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0440AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.17
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0499 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0499AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.01
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0612 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0612AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.66
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0797 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0797AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.47
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0951 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0951AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.74
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1063 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1063AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.94
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1185 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1185NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.84
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1509 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1509NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.39
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1713 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1713NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.03
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1901 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1901NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.03
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2031 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on hot pink
#2031NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.37
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2076 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2076NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2196 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2196NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.91
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2559 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2559TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.41
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2601 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2601TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.97
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2743 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2743TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.75
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3031 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3031TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.96
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3208 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#3208TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.68
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3301 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3301TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.09
Rarest: mint 12.2%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.