The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0172 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0172AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0337 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0337AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.36
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0360 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0360AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0458 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0458AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.49
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0476 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0476AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.77
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0778 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0778AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.3
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1063 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1063AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.94
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1185 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1185NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.84
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1219 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1219NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.23
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1503 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1503NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.58
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1506 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1506NVDA
INTERN
Rarity38.03
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1509 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1509NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.39
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1695 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1695NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.23
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1948 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1948NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.46
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2114 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2114NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.62
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2308 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2308TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2321 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2321TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.69
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2601 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2601TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.97
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2992 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2992TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.94
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3050 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#3050TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.03
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

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Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.