The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0132 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0132AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.06
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0178 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0178AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.38
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0222 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0222AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.58
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0225 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0225AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.77
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0401 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0401AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.52
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0481 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0481AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.14
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0503 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0503AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.9
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0744 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on sky
#0744AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.19
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0836 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0836AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.61
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0857 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0857AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.5
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0944 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0944AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.16
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1047 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#1047AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.42
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1057 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1057AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.67
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1080 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1080AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1103 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1103AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.64
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1201 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1201NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.5
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1392 — a white cat, in a black suit, on rose
#1392NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1542 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1542NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.99
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1734 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1734NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.6
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1759 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1759NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2130 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2130NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.28
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2157 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2157NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.11
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2286 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2286TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.77
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2293 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2293TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.04
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2389 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2389TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.19
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2415 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2415TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.65
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2424 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2424TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2472 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2472TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2504 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2504TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.36
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2507 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2507TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.25
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2511 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2511TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.16
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2555 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2555TSLA
INTERN
Rarity35.36
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2590 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2590TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.71
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2604 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2604TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.58
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2865 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2865TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.11
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3030 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3030TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.56
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3090 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#3090TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.8
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3128 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#3128TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3155 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3155TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.29
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3238 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3238TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.08
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3306 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#3306TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 41 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.