The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2233 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2233TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.28
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2235 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2235TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.95
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2238 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2238TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.1
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2282 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#2282TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.87
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2286 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2286TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.77
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2293 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2293TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.04
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2328 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on plasma violet
#2328TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.9
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2335 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on plasma violet
#2335TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.51
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2355 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2355TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.38
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2389 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2389TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.19
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2395 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2395TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.4
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2408 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2408TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.43
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2415 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2415TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.65
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2424 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2424TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2472 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2472TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2504 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2504TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.36
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2507 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2507TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.25
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2511 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2511TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.16
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2513 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2513TSLA
INTERN
Rarity65.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2553 — a white cat, in a green suit, on rose
#2553TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.76
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2555 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2555TSLA
INTERN
Rarity35.36
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2590 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2590TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.71
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2600 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2600TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.11
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2604 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2604TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.58
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2616 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2616TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.73
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2625 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2625TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.46
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2648 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2648TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2732 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2732TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.43
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2791 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2791TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.45
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2807 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2807TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.53
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2838 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2838TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.82
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2865 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2865TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.11
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2946 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2946TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.29
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2978 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#2978TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2983 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2983TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.32
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3017 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#3017TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.73
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3030 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3030TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.56
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3065 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3065TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.94
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3090 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#3090TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.8
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3104 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on volt
#3104TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.38
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3128 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#3128TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3155 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3155TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.29
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3176 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#3176TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.72
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3187 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3187TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.01
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3188 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3188TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.63
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3226 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3226TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.35
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3238 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3238TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.08
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3262 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#3262TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3284 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#3284TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.13
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3306 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#3306TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3314 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#3314TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.35
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 51 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.