The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0220 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0220AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.95
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0222 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0222AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.58
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0539 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0539AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.12
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0703 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0703AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.13
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0945 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet
#0945AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.91
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1226 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1226NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.7
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1341 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1341NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.81
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1606 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1606NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.34
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1656 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1656NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.69
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1706 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1706NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.77
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1990 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1990NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.44
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2157 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2157NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.11
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2215 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2215NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.67
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2291 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2291TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2293 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2293TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.04
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2318 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2318TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.89
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2389 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2389TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.19
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2433 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2433TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2441 — a pink cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2441TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.94
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3176 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#3176TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.72
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3207 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#3207TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.28
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3279 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#3279TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.15
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 22 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.