The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1134 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1134NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1164 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1164NVDA
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Rarity42.92
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1165 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1165NVDA
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Rarity48.41
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1178 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1178NVDA
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Rarity58.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1207 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1207NVDA
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Rarity48.75
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1226 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1226NVDA
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Rarity59.7
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1236 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1236NVDA
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Rarity44.28
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1282 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1282NVDA
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Rarity56.99
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1335 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1335NVDA
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Rarity46.93
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1341 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1341NVDA
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Rarity63.81
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1379 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1379NVDA
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Rarity58.17
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1390 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1390NVDA
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Rarity52.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1409 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1409NVDA
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Rarity51.06
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1469 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on royal
#1469NVDA
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Rarity64.92
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1474 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on rose
#1474NVDA
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Rarity56.03
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1512 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1512NVDA
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Rarity68.52
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1516 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, on sky
#1516NVDA
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Rarity60.61
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1574 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1574NVDA
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Rarity45.87
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1580 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1580NVDA
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Rarity54.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1606 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1606NVDA
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Rarity51.34
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1610 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1610NVDA
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Rarity48.43
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1653 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1653NVDA
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Rarity67.61
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1656 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1656NVDA
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Rarity56.69
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1672 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1672NVDA
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Rarity54.5
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1695 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1695NVDA
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Rarity53.23
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1706 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1706NVDA
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Rarity50.77
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1740 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1740NVDA
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Rarity45.16
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1785 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1785NVDA
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Rarity55.42
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1793 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1793NVDA
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Rarity48.24
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1801 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1801NVDA
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Rarity51.92
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1847 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1847NVDA
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Rarity38.34
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1864 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1864NVDA
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Rarity56.19
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1903 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1903NVDA
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Rarity43.2
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1919 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1919NVDA
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Rarity60.86
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1944 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1944NVDA
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Rarity53.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1947 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1947NVDA
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Rarity61.67
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1955 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1955NVDA
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Rarity56.09
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1987 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1987NVDA
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Rarity61.84
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1990 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1990NVDA
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Rarity54.44
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2074 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2074NVDA
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Rarity51.95
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2101 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2101NVDA
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Rarity51.46
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2130 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2130NVDA
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Rarity45.28
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2140 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2140NVDA
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Rarity49.86
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2157 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2157NVDA
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Rarity53.11
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2214 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2214NVDA
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Rarity58.9
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2215 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2215NVDA
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Rarity53.67
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2221 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2221NVDA
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Rarity43.06
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 47 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.