The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0052 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on butter
#0052AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0061 — a white cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0061AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.03
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0122 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#0122AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.09
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0342 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#0342AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.19
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0398 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, on sky
#0398AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.25
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0744 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on sky
#0744AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.19
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0748 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0748AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.24
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1180 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on hot pink
#1180NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.94
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1274 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#1274NVDA
INTERN
Rarity68.87
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1351 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1351NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.16
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1487 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1487NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1491 — a cream cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1491NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.43
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1642 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1642NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.57
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1851 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#1851NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1939 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1939NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.66
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1982 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1982NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.73
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2163 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on rose
#2163NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.52
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2196 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2196NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.91
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2425 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2425TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.36
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2516 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2516TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.84
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2653 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2653TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.74
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2710 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, on mint
#2710TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.4
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3008 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#3008TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.06
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3321 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal
#3321TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.21
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 24 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.