The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0021 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0021AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0045 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0045AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0093 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0093AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.2
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0138 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0138AAPL
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Rarity42.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0159 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0159AAPL
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Rarity41.17
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0188 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0188AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.3
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0214 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0214AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.25
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0303 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0303AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.62
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0316 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0316AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0383 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0383AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.06
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0392 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0392AAPL
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Rarity47.78
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0418 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0418AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.56
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0534 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0534AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.28
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0581 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0581AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0773 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on periwinkle
#0773AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.7
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0811 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0811AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.05
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0874 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0874AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0875 — a white cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0875AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0894 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0894AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0916 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0916AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.78
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1218 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1218NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.84
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1288 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1288NVDA
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Rarity41.34
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1321 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1321NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.24
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1357 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1357NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1374 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1374NVDA
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Rarity42.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1403 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1403NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.17
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1468 — a white cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#1468NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.35
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1590 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1590NVDA
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Rarity58.04
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1635 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1635NVDA
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Rarity50.19
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1791 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1791NVDA
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Rarity42.69
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1823 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1823NVDA
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Rarity58.61
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1986 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1986NVDA
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Rarity47.35
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2063 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on royal
#2063NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2172 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2172NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.77
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2288 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2288TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2355 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2355TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.38
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2358 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2358TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.55
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2493 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2493TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.13
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2520 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2520TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.41
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2667 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2667TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.02
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2724 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2724TSLA
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Rarity49.11
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3065 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3065TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.94
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3081 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#3081TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.09
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3096 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, on rose
#3096TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3156 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3156TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3226 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3226TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.35
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3276 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on rose
#3276TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.32
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 47 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.