The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2235 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2235TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.95
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2282 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#2282TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.87
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2308 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2308TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2328 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on plasma violet
#2328TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.9
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2344 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2344TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.6
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2380 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2380TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.25
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2408 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2408TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.43
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2445 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#2445TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.85
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2487 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2487TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.47
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2494 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2494TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.46
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2553 — a white cat, in a green suit, on rose
#2553TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.76
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2580 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2580TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.92
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2587 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2587TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.61
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2595 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2595TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2625 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2625TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.46
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2653 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2653TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.74
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2679 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2679TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2732 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2732TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.43
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2807 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2807TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.53
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2811 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2811TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.93
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2829 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2829TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.65
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2860 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#2860TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.19
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2861 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2861TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.55
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2882 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2882TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.65
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2945 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2945TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3018 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3018TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.59
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #3056 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#3056TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.57
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3078 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#3078TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.92
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3094 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#3094TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.62
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3142 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3142TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.22
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3180 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3180TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.63
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3188 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3188TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.63
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3216 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3216TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.41
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3285 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3285TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.13
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3297 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3297TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.78
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3313 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, on sky
#3313TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.69
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3314 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#3314TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.35
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 37 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.