The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0018 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink

#0018AAPL

INTERN

Rarity57.8

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #0073 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky

#0073AAPL

INTERN

Rarity52.34

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0173 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal

#0173AAPL

#0342AAPL

#0378AAPL

#0415AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0709 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle

#0709AAPL

INTERN

Rarity48.09

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0744 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on sky

#0744AAPL

#0748AAPL

#0944AAPL

#0948AAPL

#1136NVDA

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #1155 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, on royal

#1155NVDA

#1390NVDA

#1392NVDA

#1427NVDA

#1589NVDA

#1615NVDA

#1625NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1642 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky

#1642NVDA

#1851NVDA

#1948NVDA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #2024 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink

#2024NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.92

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #2160 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#2160NVDA

#2163NVDA

#2174NVDA

#2385TSLA

#2413TSLA

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #2425 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#2425TSLA

INTERN

Rarity45.36

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2433 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#2433TSLA

#2469TSLA

#2504TSLA

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #2512 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet

#2512TSLA

INTERN

Rarity47.75

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2516 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#2516TSLA

INTERN

Rarity47.84

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2546 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter

#2546TSLA

#2618TSLA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2710 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, on mint

#2710TSLA

#3032TSLA

#3057TSLA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3147 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle

#3147TSLA

#3316TSLA

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #3321 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal

#3321TSLA

INTERN

Rarity53.21

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 42 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.