The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1170 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1170NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.46
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1249 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1249NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.75
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1255 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1255NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1258 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1258NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.56
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1264 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1264NVDA
INTERN
Rarity67.94
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1271 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1271NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.09
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1342 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1342NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.21
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1364 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1364NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1379 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1379NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.17
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1382 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1382NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.04
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1392 — a white cat, in a black suit, on rose
#1392NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1414 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1414NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.25
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1464 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1464NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.6
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1468 — a white cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#1468NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.35
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1491 — a cream cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1491NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.43
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1522 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on tangerine
#1522NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.87
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1555 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1555NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.86
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1579 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1579NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.49
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1580 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1580NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1590 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1590NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.04
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1607 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1607NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.29
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1608 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1608NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.81
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1617 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1617NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.57
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1648 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1648NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.13
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1678 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1678NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.67
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1709 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1709NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.29
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1785 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1785NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.42
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1823 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1823NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.61
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1877 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1877NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1917 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1917NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1936 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1936NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1983 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1983NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1986 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1986NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.35
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2016 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2016NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.94
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2046 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2046NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.43
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2050 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2050NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.78
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2131 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2131NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 37 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.