The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1128 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1128NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.2
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1130 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1130NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.91
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1151 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1151NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.18
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1176 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1176NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.62
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1218 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1218NVDA
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Rarity44.84
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1226 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1226NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.7
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1327 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1327NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1336 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1336NVDA
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Rarity44.42
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1341 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1341NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.81
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1401 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1401NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.56
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1487 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1487NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1508 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1508NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.16
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1536 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1536NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.49
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1552 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1552NVDA
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Rarity56.17
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1576 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1576NVDA
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Rarity52.88
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1606 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1606NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.34
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1645 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1645NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.85
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1647 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1647NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.49
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1656 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1656NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.69
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1666 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1666NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.57
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1687 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1687NVDA
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Rarity57.4
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1700 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1700NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.1
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1706 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1706NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.77
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1719 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1719NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1727 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1727NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.87
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1733 — a white cat, in a green suit, on volt
#1733NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.46
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1798 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1798NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1815 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1815NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.03
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1829 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1829NVDA
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Rarity55.72
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1839 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1839NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.47
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1852 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1852NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.85
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1878 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1878NVDA
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Rarity50.33
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1898 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#1898NVDA
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Rarity65.95
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1990 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1990NVDA
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Rarity54.44
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2031 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on hot pink
#2031NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.37
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2063 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on royal
#2063NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2090 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2090NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.93
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2115 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2115NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.78
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2154 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2154NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.94
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2157 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2157NVDA
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Rarity53.11
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2196 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2196NVDA
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Rarity53.91
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2215 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2215NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.67
Rarest: magenta 12.3%

End of the list — all 42 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.