The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

Hire a catHIRING CLOSED

price — $MEOWmax 10 per wallet

Browser

Filter the floor

Filters live in the URL, so a filtered view can be copied out of the address bar and sent to someone.

25matches

Showing 25 of 25

Eyesbead Suitnavy TieNone CLEAR ALL

Employee #0061 — a white cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal

#0061AAPL

INTERN

Rarity62.03

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0122 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine

#0122AAPL

INTERN

Rarity50.09

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #0152 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter

#0152AAPL

#0343AAPL

#0378AAPL

#0619AAPL

#0709AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0744 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on sky

#0744AAPL

#0748AAPL

#0875AAPL

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0934 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine

#0934AAPL

INTERN

Rarity50.44

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #0948 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, on rose

#0948AAPL

#0991AAPL

#1180NVDA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1351 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose

#1351NVDA

#1469NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1653 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt

#1653NVDA

#1790NVDA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #2653 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine

#2653TSLA

INTERN

Rarity60.74

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2679 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink

#2679TSLA

INTERN

Rarity54.14

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #2978 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on rose

#2978TSLA

#3032TSLA

#3147TSLA

#3316TSLA

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #3329 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet

#3329TSLA

INTERN

Rarity54.88

Rarest: pink 9.4%

End of the list — all 25 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.