The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0004 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0004AAPL
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Rarity44
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0009 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0009AAPL
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Rarity44.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0010 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0010AAPL
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Rarity62.26
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0011 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0011AAPL
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Rarity49.64
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0014 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0014AAPL
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Rarity51.9
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0018 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0018AAPL
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Rarity57.8
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0021 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0021AAPL
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Rarity46.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0026 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0026AAPL
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Rarity41.71
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0038 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0038AAPL
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Rarity55.54
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0044 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, on sky
#0044AAPL
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Rarity52.72
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0045 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0045AAPL
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Rarity43.3
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0046 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0046AAPL
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Rarity39.51
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0051 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, on charcoal
#0051AAPL
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Rarity56.94
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0052 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on butter
#0052AAPL
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Rarity51.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0055 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0055AAPL
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Rarity62.19
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0056 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0056AAPL
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Rarity65.03
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0061 — a white cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0061AAPL
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Rarity62.03
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0063 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0063AAPL
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Rarity48.34
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0073 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0073AAPL
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Rarity52.34
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0082 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0082AAPL
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Rarity47.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0085 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0085AAPL
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Rarity42.31
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0088 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0088AAPL
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Rarity50.72
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0093 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0093AAPL
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Rarity50.2
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0094 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0094AAPL
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Rarity66.21
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0101 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0101AAPL
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Rarity67.01
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0103 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0103AAPL
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Rarity55.72
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0115 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0115AAPL
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Rarity46.89
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0122 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#0122AAPL
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Rarity50.09
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0129 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0129AAPL
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Rarity53.79
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0132 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0132AAPL
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Rarity42.06
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0138 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0138AAPL
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Rarity42.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0143 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0143AAPL
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Rarity55.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0150 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0150AAPL
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Rarity53.26
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0152 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0152AAPL
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Rarity53.58
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0159 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0159AAPL
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Rarity41.17
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0160 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0160AAPL
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Rarity53.28
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0167 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0167AAPL
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Rarity63.99
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0172 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0172AAPL
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Rarity43.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0173 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0173AAPL
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Rarity57.67
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0178 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0178AAPL
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Rarity41.38
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0181 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0181AAPL
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Rarity46.58
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0182 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0182AAPL
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Rarity47.02
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0184 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0184AAPL
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Rarity57.73
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0188 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0188AAPL
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Rarity51.3
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0191 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0191AAPL
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Rarity41.45
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0203 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0203AAPL
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Rarity44.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0214 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0214AAPL
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Rarity52.25
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0219 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0219AAPL
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Rarity52.35
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0220 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0220AAPL
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Rarity50.95
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0222 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0222AAPL
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Rarity52.58
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0224 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0224AAPL
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Rarity51.81
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0225 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0225AAPL
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Rarity54.77
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0228 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0228AAPL
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Rarity49.67
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0235 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0235AAPL
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Rarity54.5
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0237 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0237AAPL
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Rarity41.9
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0238 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0238AAPL
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Rarity55.96
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0242 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0242AAPL
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Rarity37.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0248 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0248AAPL
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Rarity44.27
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0251 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0251AAPL
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Rarity56.9
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0256 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0256AAPL
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Rarity47.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.