The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1126 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1126NVDA
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Rarity49.26
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1127 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1127NVDA
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Rarity46.72
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1128 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1128NVDA
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Rarity52.2
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1130 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1130NVDA
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Rarity41.91
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1134 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1134NVDA
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Rarity48.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1136 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal
#1136NVDA
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Rarity58.61
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1146 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1146NVDA
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Rarity47.9
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1147 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#1147NVDA
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Rarity61.55
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1151 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1151NVDA
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Rarity48.18
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1155 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, on royal
#1155NVDA
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Rarity52.62
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1157 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1157NVDA
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Rarity37.59
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1160 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1160NVDA
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Rarity48.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1161 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1161NVDA
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Rarity50.56
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1164 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1164NVDA
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Rarity42.92
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1165 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1165NVDA
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Rarity48.41
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1170 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1170NVDA
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Rarity47.46
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1175 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1175NVDA
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Rarity58.83
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1176 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1176NVDA
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Rarity53.62
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1178 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1178NVDA
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Rarity58.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1180 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on hot pink
#1180NVDA
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Rarity50.94
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1185 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1185NVDA
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Rarity48.84
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1187 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1187NVDA
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Rarity55.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1196 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1196NVDA
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Rarity41.91
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1197 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#1197NVDA
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Rarity48.35
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1201 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1201NVDA
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Rarity51.5
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1202 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1202NVDA
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Rarity51.43
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1207 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1207NVDA
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Rarity48.75
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1211 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1211NVDA
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Rarity42.25
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1218 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1218NVDA
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Rarity44.84
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1219 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1219NVDA
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Rarity49.23
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1221 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1221NVDA
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Rarity41.96
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1226 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1226NVDA
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Rarity59.7
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1230 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1230NVDA
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Rarity51.24
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1233 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1233NVDA
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Rarity58.37
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1235 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1235NVDA
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Rarity54.49
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1236 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1236NVDA
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Rarity44.28
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1248 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1248NVDA
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Rarity40.48
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1249 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1249NVDA
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Rarity51.75
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1255 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1255NVDA
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Rarity56.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1257 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1257NVDA
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Rarity48.82
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1258 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1258NVDA
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Rarity60.56
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1264 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1264NVDA
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Rarity67.94
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1265 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1265NVDA
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Rarity47.23
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1271 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1271NVDA
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Rarity46.09
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1273 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1273NVDA
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Rarity57.82
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1274 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#1274NVDA
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Rarity68.87
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1275 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1275NVDA
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Rarity52.68
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1282 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1282NVDA
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Rarity56.99
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1288 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1288NVDA
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Rarity41.34
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1295 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1295NVDA
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Rarity44.08
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1308 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1308NVDA
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Rarity51.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1313 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1313NVDA
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Rarity49.02
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1321 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1321NVDA
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Rarity44.24
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1326 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1326NVDA
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Rarity39.57
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1327 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1327NVDA
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Rarity44.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1333 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#1333NVDA
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Rarity50.1
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1335 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1335NVDA
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Rarity46.93
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1336 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1336NVDA
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Rarity44.42
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1338 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1338NVDA
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Rarity49.33
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1341 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1341NVDA
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Rarity63.81
Rarest: royal 7.1%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.