The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0140 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0140AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.78
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0192 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0192AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.73
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0197 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0197AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.77
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0435 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0435AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.23
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0469 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0469AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.44
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0739 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0739AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1132 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1132NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.88
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1179 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1179NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.57
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1349 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1349NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.9
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1365 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1365NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.84
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1418 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1418NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.81
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1549 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1549NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.87
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1813 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1813NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.35
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2001 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#2001NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.69
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2042 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2042NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.06
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2051 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#2051NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.95
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2057 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2057NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.25
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2119 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2119NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2220 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2220NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.13
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2605 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2605TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.73
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2613 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2613TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2674 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2674TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2691 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2691TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.94
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2785 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2785TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.65
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2863 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2863TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.11
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2933 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2933TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.08
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2985 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2985TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.07
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3103 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3103TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.34
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3269 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3269TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 29 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.