The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0257 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0257AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.18
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0299 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0299AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.34
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0435 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0435AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.23
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0442 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0442AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.78
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0469 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0469AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.44
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0608 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0608AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0913 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0913AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.06
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1011 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1011AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.36
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1239 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1239NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.7
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1629 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1629NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.8
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1658 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1658NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.15
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1854 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1854NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.83
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2341 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2341TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.08
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2605 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2605TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.73
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2609 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2609TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.34
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2670 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2670TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.63
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2713 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2713TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.77
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3158 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3158TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.69
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 18 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.