The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0192 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0192AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.73
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0408 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0408AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.49
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0798 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0798AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.34
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0900 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0900AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.48
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1031 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1031AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.86
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1186 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1186NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.76
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1489 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1489NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.54
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1643 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1643NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.02
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1665 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1665NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.26
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1721 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1721NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.74
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1921 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1921NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2250 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2250TSLA
INTERN
Rarity65.01
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2336 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2336TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2844 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2844TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.23
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3046 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#3046TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.94
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3166 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#3166TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.86
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3278 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3278TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.18
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3307 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#3307TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.71
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 18 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.