The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2250 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2250TSLA
INTERN
Rarity65.01
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2271 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2271TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.8
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2309 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2309TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.34
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2326 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2326TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.19
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2331 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2331TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2336 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2336TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2341 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2341TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.08
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2372 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2372TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2376 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2376TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.98
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2432 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#2432TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.07
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2440 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2440TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.11
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2463 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2463TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.96
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2523 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2523TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.65
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2605 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2605TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.73
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2609 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2609TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.34
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2613 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2613TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2615 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2615TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.72
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2662 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2662TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.21
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2670 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2670TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.63
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2674 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2674TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2690 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2690TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.53
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2691 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2691TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.94
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2702 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2702TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.5
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2713 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2713TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.77
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2746 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2746TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.56
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2785 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2785TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.65
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2787 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2787TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.79
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2844 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2844TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.23
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2846 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#2846TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.44
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2853 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2853TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.22
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2854 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2854TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.96
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2863 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2863TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.11
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2912 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2912TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.1
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2917 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2917TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.88
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2933 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2933TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.08
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2949 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2949TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.26
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2960 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2960TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.54
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2985 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2985TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.07
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3036 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3036TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3046 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#3046TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.94
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3103 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3103TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.34
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3146 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3146TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.2
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3158 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3158TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.69
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3166 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#3166TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.86
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3168 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#3168TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3213 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3213TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.51
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3223 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3223TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.99
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3266 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3266TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.21
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3269 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3269TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3272 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#3272TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.68
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3273 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3273TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.6
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3278 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3278TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.18
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3287 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3287TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.73
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3307 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#3307TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.71
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 54 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.