The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0153 — a pink cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0153AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.74
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0206 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0206AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.87
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0250 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0250AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.64
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0323 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0323AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.63
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0393 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0393AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.81
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0450 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0450AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.75
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0628 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0628AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.64
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0671 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0671AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.58
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0687 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0687AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0719 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0719AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.34
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0799 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0799AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.63
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0881 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0881AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.06
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0955 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0955AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.64
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1016 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1016AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.81
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1045 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1045AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1229 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1229NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.49
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1436 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1436NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.9
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1483 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1483NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.78
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1498 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1498NVDA
INTERN
Rarity65.15
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1613 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1613NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.66
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1899 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1899NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.37
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2538 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2538TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.12
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2607 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2607TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2636 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2636TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.56
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2669 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2669TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.16
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2767 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2767TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2808 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2808TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.45
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3164 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#3164TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.09
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3277 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#3277TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.43
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 29 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.