The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0012 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0012AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.7
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0111 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0111AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.86
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0117 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0117AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0358 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0358AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0542 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0542AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.45
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0693 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0693AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1058 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1058AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.33
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1083 — a sky cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1083AAPL
INTERN
Rarity67.86
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1129 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1129NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.23
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1293 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1293NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.33
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1301 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1301NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.19
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1343 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1343NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1345 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1345NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.54
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1457 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1457NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.91
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1569 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1569NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.21
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1809 — a white cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1809NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.98
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1867 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1867NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1881 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1881NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.02
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1994 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1994NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.3
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2416 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2416TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2481 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2481TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2531 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2531TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.94
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2554 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2554TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2720 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2720TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.98
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3212 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#3212TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.64
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3236 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3236TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.14
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3318 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3318TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.44
Rarest: mint 12.2%

End of the list — all 27 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.