The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0035 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0035AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.21
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0466 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0466AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.72
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0550 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0550AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.11
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0571 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0571AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.95
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0760 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0760AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0861 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0861AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.06
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1154 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1154NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.96
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1446 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1446NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1486 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1486NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1677 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1677NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.06
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1926 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1926NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.56
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1933 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1933NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.78
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1938 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1938NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.34
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1981 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1981NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.46
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2111 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2111NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.62
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2231 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2231TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.22
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2247 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2247TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.16
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2404 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2404TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.02
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2627 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2627TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.18
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2646 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2646TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.59
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2651 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2651TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.05
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2701 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2701TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.63
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2839 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2839TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.75
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2963 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2963TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.86
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3040 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#3040TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.61
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3077 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3077TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.41
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #3175 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3175TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.31
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 27 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.