The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0114 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0114AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.77
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0128 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0128AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.32
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0358 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0358AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0456 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0456AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.02
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0513 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0513AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.34
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0560 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0560AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.18
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0681 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0681AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.81
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0693 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0693AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0890 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0890AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.3
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0895 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0895AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.2
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1058 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1058AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.33
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1131 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1131NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.83
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1190 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1190NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.4
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1212 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1212NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.1
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1289 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1289NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1343 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1343NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1345 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1345NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.54
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1429 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1429NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.72
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1446 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1446NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1569 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1569NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.21
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1882 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1882NVDA
INTERN
Rarity38.75
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1959 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1959NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2192 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2192NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.6
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2327 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2327TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.73
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2404 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2404TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.02
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2465 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2465TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.1
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2701 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2701TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.63
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2720 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2720TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.98
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2884 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2884TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.83
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2980 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2980TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.68
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3040 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#3040TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.61
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3165 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#3165TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.86
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3236 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3236TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.14
Rarest: pink 9.4%

End of the list — all 33 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.