The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0047 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0047AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.68
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0117 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0117AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0305 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0305AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.2
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0361 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0361AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.78
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0369 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0369AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.19
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0433 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0433AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0757 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0757AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1079 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1079AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.33
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1090 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1090AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.97
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1116 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1116NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.05
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1121 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1121NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.82
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1150 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1150NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.83
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1156 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1156NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.45
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1198 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on charcoal
#1198NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.86
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1239 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1239NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.7
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1304 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1304NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.78
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1502 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1502NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.24
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1661 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1661NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.15
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1738 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1738NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.97
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1881 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1881NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.02
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1913 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1913NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1965 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1965NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.61
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2053 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2053NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.41
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2077 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2077NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.01
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2228 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2228TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.74
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2329 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2329TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.14
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2522 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2522TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2701 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2701TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.63
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2731 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2731TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.34
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2809 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#2809TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.24
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2856 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#2856TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2891 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2891TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.35
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2905 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2905TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.46
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2942 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2942TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.96
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2960 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2960TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.54
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3131 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3131TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.13
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3292 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#3292TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.87
Rarest: None 12.6%

End of the list — all 37 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.