The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0117 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0117AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0310 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0310AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.98
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0434 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, on plasma violet
#0434AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.96
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0986 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0986AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.52
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1190 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1190NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.4
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1239 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1239NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.7
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1316 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1316NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.27
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1561 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1561NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.61
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1661 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1661NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.15
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1722 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1722NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.85
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1738 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1738NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.97
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1751 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1751NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.1
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1796 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1796NVDA
INTERN
Rarity38.71
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2077 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2077NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.01
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2339 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2339TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2340 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2340TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.93
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2761 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2761TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.25
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2799 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2799TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.85
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2856 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#2856TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2969 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2969TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.84
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2988 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2988TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.27
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3024 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#3024TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.08
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3312 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#3312TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.51
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 23 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.