The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0189 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0189AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.19
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0192 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0192AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.73
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0236 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0236AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.42
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0317 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0317AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.66
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0324 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0324AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.67
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0353 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0353AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0354 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0354AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.97
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0384 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0384AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.03
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0435 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0435AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.23
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0469 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0469AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.44
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0483 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0483AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.82
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0488 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0488AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.26
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0508 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0508AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.07
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0559 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0559AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.17
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0593 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0593AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.14
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0607 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0607AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.02
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0624 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0624AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0681 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0681AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.81
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0746 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0746AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.58
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0783 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0783AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.46
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0802 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0802AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.18
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0824 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0824AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.42
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0869 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0869AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.97
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1179 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1179NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.57
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1225 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1225NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.42
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1290 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#1290NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.06
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1418 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1418NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.81
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1439 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1439NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.62
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1449 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1449NVDA
INTERN
Rarity35.35
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1693 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1693NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1726 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#1726NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1803 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1803NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.41
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1824 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#1824NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.24
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1874 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1874NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.5
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1886 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1886NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.99
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1975 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#1975NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.39
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2001 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#2001NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.69
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2043 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2043NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.31
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2332 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2332TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.36
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2410 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2410TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.72
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2585 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2585TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.83
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2613 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2613TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2646 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2646TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.59
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2674 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2674TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2691 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2691TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.94
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2693 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2693TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2786 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2786TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2790 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, on butter
#2790TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2857 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2857TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.77
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2911 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, on tangerine
#2911TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.05
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2928 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#2928TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2964 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2964TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.44
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3000 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3000TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.7
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3027 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#3027TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.41
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3091 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3091TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.71
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3175 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3175TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.31
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3200 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#3200TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.49
Rarest: magenta 12.3%

End of the list — all 57 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.