The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0287 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on sky
#0287AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.57
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0289 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0289AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.28
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0627 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on sky
#0627AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.01
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0745 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on royal
#0745AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.72
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0846 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#0846AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.23
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1141 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on royal
#1141NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.66
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1179 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1179NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.57
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1276 — a gray cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1276NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.77
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1365 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1365NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.84
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1591 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on royal
#1591NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1726 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#1726NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1975 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#1975NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.39
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2241 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2241TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.82
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2244 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2244TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.07
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2273 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2273TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.93
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2605 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2605TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.73
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2786 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2786TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2790 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, on butter
#2790TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2863 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2863TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.11
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2911 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, on tangerine
#2911TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.05
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2928 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#2928TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2987 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#2987TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.69
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3091 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3091TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.71
Rarest: royal 7.1%

End of the list — all 23 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.