The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2231 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2231TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.22
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2241 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2241TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.82
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2244 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2244TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.07
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2257 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2257TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.76
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2273 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2273TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.93
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2332 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2332TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.36
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2353 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2353TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.68
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2397 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2397TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.65
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2410 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2410TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.72
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2515 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2515TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2561 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2561TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.59
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2581 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2581TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.53
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2585 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2585TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.83
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2605 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2605TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.73
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2613 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2613TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2622 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2622TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.15
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2646 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2646TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.59
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2674 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2674TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2691 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2691TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.94
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2693 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2693TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2785 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2785TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.65
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2786 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2786TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2790 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, on butter
#2790TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2857 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2857TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.77
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2863 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2863TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.11
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2869 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2869TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.07
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2911 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, on tangerine
#2911TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.05
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2928 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#2928TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2933 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2933TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.08
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2964 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2964TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.44
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2975 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2975TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.7
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2980 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2980TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.68
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2985 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2985TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.07
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2987 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#2987TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.69
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3000 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3000TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.7
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3013 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3013TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.8
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3027 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#3027TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.41
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3041 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#3041TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.72
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3077 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3077TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.41
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #3088 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#3088TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.45
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3091 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3091TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.71
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3103 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3103TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.34
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3117 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3117TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.01
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #3138 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3138TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.35
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3170 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3170TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.59
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3175 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3175TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.31
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3200 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#3200TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.49
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3221 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#3221TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.51
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3269 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3269TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3274 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3274TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.53
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3286 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#3286TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.29
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3302 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#3302TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.75
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 52 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.