The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0034 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose

#0034AAPL

INTERN

Rarity55.07

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0078 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter

#0078AAPL

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Rarity54.73

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0145 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet

#0145AAPL

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Rarity47.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0187 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine

#0187AAPL

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Rarity52.18

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0254 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter

#0254AAPL

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Rarity55.72

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0262 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on mint

#0262AAPL

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Rarity49.86

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0267 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine

#0267AAPL

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Rarity54.25

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0820 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on volt

#0820AAPL

#0890AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1013 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on rose

#1013AAPL

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Rarity54.46

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1060 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky

#1060AAPL

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Rarity53.3

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1117 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine

#1117NVDA

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Rarity51.03

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1203 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal

#1203NVDA

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Rarity61.34

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #1269 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint

#1269NVDA

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Rarity48.38

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1330 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet

#1330NVDA

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Rarity59.99

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1361 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint

#1361NVDA

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Rarity51.76

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1548 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on volt

#1548NVDA

#1820NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2071 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal

#2071NVDA

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Rarity56.46

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2186 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine

#2186NVDA

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Rarity59.87

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2202 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine

#2202NVDA

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Rarity58.27

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2271 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink

#2271TSLA

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Rarity60.8

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2327 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose

#2327TSLA

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Rarity53.73

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2337 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#2337TSLA

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Rarity55.32

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2348 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky

#2348TSLA

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Rarity52.19

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2366 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2366TSLA

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Rarity54.01

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2547 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#2547TSLA

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Rarity52.44

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2548 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose

#2548TSLA

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Rarity52.7

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2626 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#2626TSLA

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Rarity53.26

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2739 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink

#2739TSLA

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Rarity56.14

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2753 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose

#2753TSLA

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Rarity52.28

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2888 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose

#2888TSLA

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Rarity50.52

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2947 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky

#2947TSLA

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Rarity46.11

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3251 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on butter

#3251TSLA

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Rarity52.27

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3257 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on royal

#3257TSLA

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Rarity60.72

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3331 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt

#3331TSLA

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Rarity67.62

Rarest: volt 5.0%

End of the list — all 36 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.