The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

Hire a catHIRING CLOSED

price — $MEOWmax 10 per wallet

Browser

Filter the floor

Filters live in the URL, so a filtered view can be copied out of the address bar and sent to someone.

23matches

Showing 23 of 23

Eyesdots Headlavender Suitnavy CLEAR ALL

Employee #0066 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet

#0066AAPL

INTERN

Rarity50.9

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0145 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet

#0145AAPL

INTERN

Rarity47.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0254 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter

#0254AAPL

INTERN

Rarity55.72

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0262 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on mint

#0262AAPL

INTERN

Rarity49.86

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0267 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine

#0267AAPL

INTERN

Rarity54.25

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0677 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet

#0677AAPL

INTERN

Rarity46.93

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0798 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose

#0798AAPL

INTERN

Rarity58.34

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0820 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on volt

#0820AAPL

#1117NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1203 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal

#1203NVDA

INTERN

Rarity61.34

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #1206 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#1206NVDA

INTERN

Rarity52.35

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1269 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint

#1269NVDA

INTERN

Rarity48.38

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1332 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#1332NVDA

INTERN

Rarity52.91

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1339 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#1339NVDA

INTERN

Rarity46.79

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1455 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine

#1455NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.41

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1499 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#1499NVDA

INTERN

Rarity43.84

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2070 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#2070NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.89

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2071 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal

#2071NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.46

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2133 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on royal

#2133NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.54

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2271 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink

#2271TSLA

INTERN

Rarity60.8

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2755 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on royal

#2755TSLA

INTERN

Rarity54.51

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3251 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on butter

#3251TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.27

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3331 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt

#3331TSLA

INTERN

Rarity67.62

Rarest: volt 5.0%

End of the list — all 23 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.