The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0008 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0008AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.82
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0037 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0037AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.25
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0148 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0148AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.8
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0241 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0241AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.63
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0496 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0496AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.21
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0532 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0532AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0549 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0549AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.92
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0682 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0682AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.02
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0693 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0693AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0722 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0722AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.92
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0754 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0754AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.72
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0805 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0805AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.97
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0981 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0981AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1205 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1205NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.52
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1212 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1212NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.1
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1854 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1854NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.83
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2013 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#2013NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.83
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2036 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2036NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.25
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2283 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2283TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.85
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2609 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2609TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.34
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2744 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2744TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.42
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2768 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2768TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.95
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2802 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2802TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.56
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3012 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3012TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.85
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3118 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#3118TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.03
Rarest: volt 5.0%

End of the list — all 25 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.