The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0003 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0003AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.59
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0451 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0451AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.86
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1083 — a sky cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1083AAPL
INTERN
Rarity67.86
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1250 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1250NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.88
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1287 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1287NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1301 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1301NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.19
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1408 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1408NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.67
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1514 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1514NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.7
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1518 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1518NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.61
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1620 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#1620NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.77
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1767 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1767NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.69
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1867 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1867NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1931 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1931NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.03
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2014 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2014NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.45
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2068 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2068NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.52
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2106 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2106NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.56
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2264 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2264TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.48
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2463 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2463TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.96
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2676 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2676TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.71
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2948 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2948TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.05
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2984 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2984TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3168 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#3168TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3318 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3318TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.44
Rarest: mint 12.2%

End of the list — all 23 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.