The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0123 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0123AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.48
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0186 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0186AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.83
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0218 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0218AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.44
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0295 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0295AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.74
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0486 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0486AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.17
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0492 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0492AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.59
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0513 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0513AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.34
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0560 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0560AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.18
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0723 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0723AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.46
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0920 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0920AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.96
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0933 — a white cat, in a green suit, on tangerine
#0933AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.79
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0992 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0992AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.2
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1107 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#1107AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.94
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1110 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#1110AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.13
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1210 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1210NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.05
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1429 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1429NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.72
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1445 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1445NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.79
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1446 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1446NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1567 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1567NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.9
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1665 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1665NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.26
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1708 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1708NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.78
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1771 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#1771NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1966 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1966NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.75
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2091 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2091NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2287 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2287TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.29
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2302 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on periwinkle
#2302TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.51
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2309 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2309TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.34
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2387 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#2387TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2476 — a white cat, in a green suit, on mint
#2476TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.41
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2488 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2488TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.14
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2610 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2610TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.21
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2682 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2682TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.71
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2695 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2695TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.85
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2735 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2735TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.7
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2746 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2746TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.56
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2962 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2962TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.82
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3046 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#3046TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.94
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3136 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3136TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.41
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3166 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#3166TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.86
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3189 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on rose
#3189TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.8
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3299 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#3299TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.99
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3326 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#3326TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.61
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 42 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.