The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0041 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0041AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.33
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0075 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0075AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.03
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0123 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0123AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.48
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0185 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0185AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0186 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0186AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.83
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0412 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on sky
#0412AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.27
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0444 — a white cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0444AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.51
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0595 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0595AAPL
INTERN
Rarity32.84
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0606 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0606AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.64
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0788 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0788AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.79
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0872 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0872AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.36
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1044 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1044AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1065 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1065AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.81
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1104 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1104AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.3
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1163 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#1163NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1224 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1224NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.37
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1252 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1252NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1291 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1291NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.33
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1319 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1319NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.42
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1350 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1350NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1376 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1376NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.86
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1446 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1446NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1456 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1456NVDA
INTERN
Rarity38.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1475 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1475NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.67
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1480 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1480NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.95
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1623 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1623NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.52
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1643 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1643NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.02
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1762 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1762NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.53
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1804 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1804NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.44
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1809 — a white cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1809NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.98
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2015 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#2015NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.34
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2091 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2091NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2118 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#2118NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.4
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2175 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2175NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.15
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2281 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2281TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.16
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2303 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2303TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.25
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2347 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2347TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.78
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2492 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2492TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.33
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2495 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2495TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.07
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2543 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2543TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.28
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2566 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2566TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2672 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2672TSLA
INTERN
Rarity33.34
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2702 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2702TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.5
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2742 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2742TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2774 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2774TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2898 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#2898TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.65
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2920 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2920TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.66
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3060 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3060TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.99
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3136 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3136TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.41
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3145 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#3145TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.18
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3195 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#3195TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.66
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3246 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3246TSLA
INTERN
Rarity35.57
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3300 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#3300TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.81
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3326 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#3326TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.61
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 54 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.