The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0042 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0042AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.69
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0123 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0123AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.48
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0141 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0141AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.64
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0211 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0211AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0218 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0218AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.44
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0322 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0322AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.36
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0328 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0328AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.62
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0397 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0397AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.82
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0585 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0585AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.23
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0595 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0595AAPL
INTERN
Rarity32.84
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0635 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0635AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.51
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0800 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0800AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.49
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0838 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0838AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.84
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0915 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0915AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.54
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0920 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0920AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.96
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1065 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1065AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.81
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1066 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1066AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.85
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1104 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1104AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.3
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1223 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1223NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.7
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1224 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1224NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.37
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1291 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1291NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.33
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1297 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1297NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.44
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1475 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1475NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.67
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1540 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1540NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1623 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1623NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.52
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1679 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1679NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.38
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1708 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1708NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.78
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1966 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1966NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.75
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1988 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1988NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.66
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2159 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2159NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.46
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2175 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2175NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.15
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2260 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2260TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2287 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2287TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.29
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2370 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2370TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.28
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2387 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#2387TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2488 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2488TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.14
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2495 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2495TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.07
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2568 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2568TSLA
INTERN
Rarity33.36
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2596 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2596TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.67
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2651 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2651TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.05
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2682 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2682TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.71
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2690 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2690TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.53
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2746 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2746TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.56
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2898 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#2898TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.65
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2920 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2920TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.66
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2966 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2966TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.55
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3060 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3060TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.99
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3066 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3066TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.36
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3136 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3136TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.41
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3140 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3140TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.86
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3246 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3246TSLA
INTERN
Rarity35.57
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3300 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#3300TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.81
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 52 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.