The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0142 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0142AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.34
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0207 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0207AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.5
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0233 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0233AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0247 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0247AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.41
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0390 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0390AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.11
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0393 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0393AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.81
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0451 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0451AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.86
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0466 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0466AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.72
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0634 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0634AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0648 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0648AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.4
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0695 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0695AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.75
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0713 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0713AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.45
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0728 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0728AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.98
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0790 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0790AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.42
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1158 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1158NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.77
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1250 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1250NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.88
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1256 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1256NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.84
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1266 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1266NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.34
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1369 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#1369NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1640 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on rose
#1640NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.15
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1728 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1728NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.11
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2017 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2017NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.76
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2284 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2284TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2331 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2331TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2514 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2514TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.83
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2519 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, on royal
#2519TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.77
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2525 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2525TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.95
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2612 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2612TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.43
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2677 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#2677TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.92
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2817 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#2817TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.59
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2836 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2836TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2940 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2940TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.4
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3020 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#3020TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3088 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#3088TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.45
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3117 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3117TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.01
Rarest: blep 12.9%

End of the list — all 35 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.