The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0037 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0037AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.25
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0148 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0148AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.8
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0204 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0204AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.85
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0233 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0233AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0272 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0272AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.9
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0279 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0279AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.45
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0524 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0524AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.96
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0568 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0568AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.1
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0634 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0634AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0682 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0682AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.02
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0693 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0693AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0696 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0696AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.39
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0697 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0697AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0713 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0713AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.45
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0790 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0790AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.42
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0806 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0806AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.15
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1034 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1034AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.23
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1058 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1058AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.33
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1122 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1122NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.01
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1893 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1893NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.58
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1899 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1899NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.37
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2086 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2086NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2283 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2283TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.85
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2331 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2331TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2393 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2393TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2566 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2566TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2836 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2836TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2851 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2851TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.96
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2922 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2922TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.73
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3152 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#3152TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.62
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3213 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3213TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.51
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3224 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#3224TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.39
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 32 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.