The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1122 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1122NVDA
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Rarity56.01
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1158 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1158NVDA
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Rarity44.77
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1172 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1172NVDA
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Rarity43.43
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1250 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1250NVDA
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Rarity47.88
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1252 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1252NVDA
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Rarity51.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1256 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1256NVDA
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Rarity55.84
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1266 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1266NVDA
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Rarity57.34
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1283 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1283NVDA
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Rarity50.47
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1293 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1293NVDA
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Rarity56.33
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1331 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1331NVDA
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Rarity51.76
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1332 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1332NVDA
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Rarity52.91
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1365 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1365NVDA
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Rarity58.84
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1369 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#1369NVDA
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Rarity57.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1375 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1375NVDA
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Rarity52.61
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1430 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1430NVDA
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Rarity51.24
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1470 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1470NVDA
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Rarity51.91
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1486 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1486NVDA
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Rarity50.92
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1540 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1540NVDA
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Rarity48.49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1570 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1570NVDA
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Rarity48.21
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1592 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1592NVDA
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Rarity51.94
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1614 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1614NVDA
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Rarity53.24
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1640 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on rose
#1640NVDA
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Rarity52.15
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1643 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1643NVDA
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Rarity60.02
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1707 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1707NVDA
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Rarity47.33
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1728 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1728NVDA
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Rarity45.11
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1754 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1754NVDA
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Rarity63.17
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1784 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1784NVDA
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Rarity51.94
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1788 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1788NVDA
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Rarity50.22
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1893 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1893NVDA
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Rarity45.58
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1899 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1899NVDA
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Rarity54.37
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1906 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1906NVDA
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Rarity45.13
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1921 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1921NVDA
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Rarity52
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1943 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1943NVDA
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Rarity44.18
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1952 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1952NVDA
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Rarity51.33
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2017 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2017NVDA
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Rarity48.76
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2042 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2042NVDA
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Rarity46.06
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2068 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2068NVDA
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Rarity49.52
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2070 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2070NVDA
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Rarity56.89
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2086 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2086NVDA
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Rarity56.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2106 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2106NVDA
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Rarity51.56
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2118 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#2118NVDA
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Rarity46.4
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2119 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2119NVDA
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Rarity54.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2125 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2125NVDA
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Rarity56.57
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2152 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2152NVDA
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Rarity52.88
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2212 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2212NVDA
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Rarity50.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 45 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.