The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0087 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0087AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.92
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0105 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0105AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.86
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0332 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0332AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.76
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0409 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0409AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0510 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0510AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.19
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0656 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on royal
#0656AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0722 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0722AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.92
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0740 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0740AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.17
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0756 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0756AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0838 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0838AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.84
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0846 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#0846AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.23
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0847 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#0847AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.41
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0906 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0906AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.76
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0977 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0977AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.63
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1055 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1055AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.46
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1084 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1084AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.7
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1276 — a gray cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1276NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.77
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1291 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1291NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.33
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1314 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1314NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.09
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1348 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1348NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.56
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1349 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1349NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.9
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1396 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1396NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1549 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1549NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.87
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1559 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1559NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.18
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1577 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1577NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.39
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1591 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on royal
#1591NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1644 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1644NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.44
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1729 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1729NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.07
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1731 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1731NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1762 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1762NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.53
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1825 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1825NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.23
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1865 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1865NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.99
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1894 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#1894NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.38
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1959 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1959NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1978 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1978NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.37
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2092 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2092NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2094 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2094NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.38
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2200 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2200NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2209 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2209NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.26
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2210 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2210NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.93
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2240 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#2240TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.09
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2376 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2376TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.98
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2510 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2510TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.07
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2538 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2538TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.12
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2561 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2561TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.59
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2583 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2583TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2596 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2596TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.67
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2609 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2609TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.34
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2624 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2624TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.54
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2711 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on royal
#2711TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2734 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2734TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.07
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2742 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2742TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2748 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2748TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.52
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2759 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2759TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2863 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2863TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.11
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3021 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#3021TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.74
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3112 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3112TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3159 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3159TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.5
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3204 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3204TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.34
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3312 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#3312TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.51
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 60 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.