The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0007 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink

#0007AAPL

INTERN

Rarity51.49

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #0130 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle

#0130AAPL

#0592AAPL

#0994AAPL

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1045 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose

#1045AAPL

#1110AAPL

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1113 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on hot pink

#1113NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.17

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1125 — a sky cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#1125NVDA

#1135NVDA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1213 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on hot pink

#1213NVDA

INTERN

Rarity50.98

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1316 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#1316NVDA

INTERN

Rarity53.27

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1361 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint

#1361NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.76

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1365 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose

#1365NVDA

#1500NVDA

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #2017 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint

#2017NVDA

#2761TSLA

#2886TSLA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2928 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine

#2928TSLA

INTERN

Rarity49.65

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #3043 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#3043TSLA

#3093TSLA

#3145TSLA

End of the list — all 21 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.